On the live cluster kev-0.5b — an architecture the nodes' llama.cpp did not know — was started 155 times in eight hours, failing the same way each time, and phi-4, which fitted on no node, logged "no placement" 250 times in two days. Neither showed up anywhere an operator looked: the backoff never gave up, no metric said a model was failing or unplaceable, and the one alert for a model with nothing serving could not fire, because its series was published only while a replica was ready. After five failures in a row a model is parked: not placed again until its definition changes — a new source or profile — or `llmgw ctl retry` is run. Status, the model list and the admin API show it with its last error. The placement warning is logged when its reason changes or every ten minutes. A request for a parked or unplaceable model is answered at once with why, rather than "loading; retry shortly", which a client retries forever. Each request still clears the previous placement result and triggers a fresh attempt, so a model that fits once room is made is not refused on a stale answer; the router waits for that attempt, not for its full activation window. Metrics now cover model health (desired, ready at 0 for what should run, consecutive start failures, parked, unplaceable), engine installs per node, leadership, and certificate expiry read from disk at each scrape, with alerts for each. `ctl status` counts a model against what it should have now, so an on-demand model that was asked for and fitted nowhere no longer reads as satisfied. Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5.5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>